Jokes0 min ago
I've Let Myself Down :(
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Just been to my usual supermarket and had to abandon my wife at the checkout - I unload and she packs and pays.
I could not hold my laughter in at the woman at the till, she is very fair skinned with blonde hair but her eyebrows looked as if they had been drawn on with a very wide, thick black marker pen at least half an inch above her natural brow line and with an exaggerated upturned V.
I expect better of myself and I'm ashamed. Feel free to kick my behind
I could not hold my laughter in at the woman at the till, she is very fair skinned with blonde hair but her eyebrows looked as if they had been drawn on with a very wide, thick black marker pen at least half an inch above her natural brow line and with an exaggerated upturned V.
I expect better of myself and I'm ashamed. Feel free to kick my behind
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You have reminded me of a lady who worked in my nearest Waitrose. She was tall, had a ramrod back, blonde hair, immaculate make up, and always wore a very good bra to keep her bosom in high esteem.
So far so good.
However, when I first saw her I did a treble take, for she looked like Danny la Rue in full drag day-wear. I only went to her checkout once for fear of staring at her. Lovely lady though.
So far so good.
However, when I first saw her I did a treble take, for she looked like Danny la Rue in full drag day-wear. I only went to her checkout once for fear of staring at her. Lovely lady though.