Groan

[marval]

A noted biologist, who had been studying little green frogs in a swamp, was stumped. The frog population, despite efforts at predator control, was declining at an alarming rate.

A chemist at a nearby college came up with a solution: The frogs, due to a chemical change in the swamp water, simply could not stay coupled long enough to reproduce successfully.

The chemist then brewed up a new adhesive to assist the frogs' togetherness, which included one part sodium.

It seems the little green frogs needed some monosodium glue to mate.

[albaqwerty]

groan is right - that was painful :D :D :D xx
(very good tho lol)

[Spicerack]

^Ditto.

[Chipchopper]

I guess it helped them to bond :-)

[jno]

always a sticky situation.