I Know

[marval]

I know this girl called Ena.

Every time I see her I say, Hi Ena and she laughs her head off.

Someone keeps sending me flowers with the heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.

I went into a pet shop today to buy 12 bees.

The shopkeeper counted out 13 and put them in a box

I said "excuse me, you've given me one too many"

He pointed to the 13th bee and said "that one is a freebie."

I have just had an interview, the lady asked if I could perform under pressure, I said "No, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody."

I didn't get the job.

A man was found guilty of overusing commas. The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.

[Patsy33]

Lol....
Love Hi Ena one..

[Ken4155]

The Hi Ena one reminds me of the time i was playing poker with 2 lepers. One of them threw his hand in and the other laughed his head off.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^^^
Lol!..

[Canary42]

I once got thrown of an aircraft after greeting my friend. All I said was,"Hi Jack"