What The....

[Chipchopper]

I stopped off to pick up a Chinese takeaway on my way home from work the other day and placed the bags in the passenger foot well of my car.
As I was driving along I could hear something making a rustling sound in one of the bags, I thought it must be a rat or a mouse or something, I looked across at the bags and could see a tiny pair of eyes looking back at me.
I could see a lay-by coming up, so I pulled over to get a closer look, I then lifted the bags onto the passenger seat and saw the tiny eyes again, looking at me from behind the prawn crackers.
Suddenly it dawned on me, it was the....Peeking duck!

[Bazile]

Did it stir of was it too fry-ghtened ?

[Bazile]

Did it STIR or was it too FRYghtened ?

[Chipchopper]

I soya peeping, it quaked.

[Patsy33]

Not that ruddy duck again!...

[marval]

Was it moving? If it was it was probably having a spring roll.

[Chipchopper]

I think it was a Mandarin duck by the way it wadded.