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Misunderstandings
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a few years ago I was making pancakes and realised i'd forgotten lemons so asked mr mally to go to coop and get some jif ,he came back with jif cleaner lol xx please tell me your funny misunderstandings ,i'm so bored I need a laugh x
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.My dad used to keep crickets to feed his pet spider. One day I went to see him and just asked how the crickets were coming along. He said “They’re all out!” I was expecting to see them crawling all over the floor and walls having got out of the tank, but it turned out he thought I’d meant the England cricket team. Phew! Or not!
yeah er OK
imagaine a street in London - well heeled
and the lady of the house says to the fella - lets call him er Boris
Go out and honour some good people
and he comes back and she finds he has given knighthoods to Fluella Saunders the quite awful DPP and Ian Duncan SMith
hows about that for a misunderstanding ?
Allison - she looks like a FLuella
imagaine a street in London - well heeled
and the lady of the house says to the fella - lets call him er Boris
Go out and honour some good people
and he comes back and she finds he has given knighthoods to Fluella Saunders the quite awful DPP and Ian Duncan SMith
hows about that for a misunderstanding ?
Allison - she looks like a FLuella
yeah yeah
London again
and the lady of the house says
honour some good peope and make sure half are women ( hard workers all)
and the fair haired lover comes back
and says look I have honoured half of the people as women and they all have a pair of - - -
and SHE says - no it is the complete set of - - - that are men that I am worried about !
ter daaah ! ay thenk yor
London again
and the lady of the house says
honour some good peope and make sure half are women ( hard workers all)
and the fair haired lover comes back
and says look I have honoured half of the people as women and they all have a pair of - - -
and SHE says - no it is the complete set of - - - that are men that I am worried about !
ter daaah ! ay thenk yor
someone I know in Falmouth with a wine shop and a bit of a chef went off to an Air BnB in Milan with a group. He said that he would cook, an opener of linguine vongole.
All went well until he came to serve it. It was only after they had tasted it, he came to realise that he had used dishwasher powder rather than salt to season it........or they were all suddenly suffering an epileptic fit.
All went well until he came to serve it. It was only after they had tasted it, he came to realise that he had used dishwasher powder rather than salt to season it........or they were all suddenly suffering an epileptic fit.
As I have just said on my birthday thread. "when you have prostate problems and they tell you you are going for a "digital" examination, it aint anything "computerised or digital" it means a digit!!! Ouch!!!! I was looking forward to this new technology until I saw the KY jelly and the gloved hand, What The Funicular!!!!