Sweet Music ?

[Chipchopper]

A woman is in court, charged with beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.

"First offender" the judge asked, as the accused steps up to the dock.

No, she replies "first the Gibson and then the fender"

[Patsy33]

Talk about a lot of pluck!...

[zebo]

She needn't fret about going to jail for a long time if she has strings to pull.

[marval]

That joke strikes a chord.

[Ken4155]

Did he yell, "Guit arf me!"

[Chipchopper]

^ Good play on words, Ken ^

[Chipchopper]

It later emerged, she had a history of violins.

[Mamyalynne]

Off to the cello with her.

[mallyh]

bet she didn't fret about it

[Ken4155]

There is absolutely no excuse for murder. This woman deserves no symphony whatsoever.