Reckless Driving

[Chipchopper]

A nineteen year old man was accused in court today of dangerous driving, after speeding in a built up area causing damage to several parked cars and a lamppost
The new Nisan electric car, flipped over and came to a halt in a someones front garden.
The mans lawyer said "the defendant has now turned over a new leaf".

[david small]

That doesn’t work unless there is a car called a leaf?

[Mamyalynne]

https://www.nissan.co.uk/vehicles/new-vehicles/leaf.html

[Chipchopper]

D. M. I know.

[Mamyalynne]

I know you know but David didn't.

[david small]

Good grief a car called leaf whatever next? Twig, branch, tree? Sorry Chipchopper, good gag.

[Mamyalynne]

Not new

//Among other awards and recognition, the Leaf has won the 2010 Green Car Vision Award, the 2011 European Car of the Year, the 2011 World Car of the Year, and the 2011–2012 Car of the Year Japan.//

[Chipchopper]

When he took it for a test drive, he said it was raining "Dotsun coggs"
No offence taken David.

[Mamyalynne]

He'll never get a job at the forestry commission now.

[marval]

He must have been branching out.

[Togo]

It is the top seller at South Africa's "Nissan Main Dealer".

[Patsy33]

No charge?

[Zacs-Master]

Did it volt the fence?

[Theland]

Was he going ohm?

[Chipchopper]

"In a nutshell" he was a bit of a live wire