Two bickers are camped out at a weekend motorcycle rally.
After a night of sampling a vast range of craft beers and ales in the beer tent, they decide to turn in for night and hit the sack.
Half an hour later one of the bikers crawls out of his sleeping bag and announces that he's going outside to take a waz.
10 minutes later, he comes back the the tent, soaking wet.
"Is it raining out ", the first biker asks.
2nd biker "No, its freaking windy!"