In Tesco’s car park there are two fit looking Eastern European girls offering to wash your car.
They rub their-soapy bosoms on your windows and then tell you the only payment they want is a lift to Asda in Bodmin.
On the way there one of them gives you oral sex to distract you whilst the other girl steals your wallet.
I lost my wallet this way on Thursday
Also Friday, Saturday and twice on Sunday.
Ps you can buy wallets from pound shop for 99 p each