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david small | 19:05 Thu 23rd Jan 2020 | Jokes
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In Tesco’s car park there are two fit looking Eastern European girls offering to wash your car.

They rub their-soapy bosoms on your windows and then tell you the only payment they want is a lift to Asda in Bodmin.
On the way there one of them gives you oral sex to distract you whilst the other girl steals your wallet.
I lost my wallet this way on Thursday
Also Friday, Saturday and twice on Sunday.

Ps you can buy wallets from pound shop for 99 p each
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That should read Scam Warning. Auto correct strikes again.
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That one made me laugh, and that's not easy to do!

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