Narrow Escape

[Chipchopper]

I once lived on a houseboat for a while, down on the river and started seeing the girl next door.
At first everything was going great at first and I thought, yeah this is it!.
Sadly as time went by, we just drifted apart :-..(

[Zacs-Master]

Did you go barging in?

[Chipchopper]

Yes, I guess I was a nautical boy.

[Bazile]

Was that after you dropped the anchor on her toes ?

[Chipchopper]

No Baz, Sh saw me spying through her porthole.

[RATTER15]

Me and my ex just drifted apart when I bought a new water bed.

[Bazile]

What - to get a look at the young thing, in the houseboat parked up next to yours ?

[Chipchopper]

You should have lashed them together, Ratters.

[Ken4155]

That's what you get for sticking your oar in.

[Chipchopper]

ken, I bought her a set of cheap paddles to try to win her back, it was quite an oardeal.

[Georgiesmum]

Up until then it all went swimmingly!

[Togo]

A lock on a bedroom door is never a good idea.

[Chipchopper]

Yes, it was going swimmingly but maybe a little early to try the breast stroke.

[Chipchopper]

I wasn't exactly "overboard" with the lock idea either.

[Hopkirk]

You scared her off by asking if you could go down below.

[Chipchopper]

That's probably why I got decked^