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True Story, But I Put It In Jokes Because If I Didn't Laugh I'd Cry !

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Canary42 | 17:18 Tue 10th Mar 2020 | Jokes
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Last week, when buying Marmite, I bought the largest size (£4.75) for economy. Today I dropped it and it smashed into pieces so all had to be thrown away.

I'm going back to "Small is Beautiful" ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Small_Is_Beautiful )
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It's rather typical isn't it, you'd never drop a jar that only had a scraping left in would you.
Awww! It's better to laugh, Canary....x
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Very true Mamya ;-)
I tried to think of a funny answer with all mar-mite.

Sorry.
I once dropped a bag containing a bottle of Coke and a bottle of Single Malt whisky and guess whoch one smashed! No, I wasn't intending mixing them, before someone gets on their high horse, I can't stand either.
i broke half a dozen eggs, dropped the lot on the floor, the mess was indescribable
a friend bought mr mally a bottle of glenfiddich and carrying it home the bottle fell out of the tube bottom .he said he cried

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