Talking To My Wife

[exarmy448]

The corona virus has meant that there is no football, cricket, golf or rugby so I have taken to chatting to my wife.
I am glad that I did because I just found out she has been made redundant from Woolworths

[aelmpvw]

at least it wasn't Rumbelows

[Fanriffic]

Hee hee.

Reminds me of the joke:
Wife moans to Hubby that he doesn't take any notice of her anymore and takes her for granted.
I do take notice of you dear.
Okay then, what colour are my eyes? If you get this wrong, yours are going to be black & blue.
I don't know the colour of your eyes because when I look you always blink.

[zebo]

Rumbelows? Don't you mean Bulloughs?

It'll be a toss up at the end of it all which will be the higher, the divorce rate or the pregnancy rate! At least the latter can't be blamed on we oldies.