Time For Bed, Time For Football

[Canary42]

An old married couple no sooner get to bed together when the old man farts and says, 'Goal!’

His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?'

The old man replied, 'it’s fart football.'

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Goal! 1 - 1’

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 2 to 1’

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Ha! 2 -2’

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard. Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.

The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'

The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides

[Spicerack]

Lol.

[Spicerack]

I've kept a clean sheet this year. (shines nails on pyjamas)

[Patsy33]

Uuggghhh!
Dirty trick! Lol...

[retrocop]

Foul

[Smowball]

Lol!

[Patsy33]

I wonder how she tackled it..

[retrocop]

Made him stay where he was and count it as a own goal.

[Spicerack]

Kicked him into touch, I hope.

[Patsy33]

She said,"Manure a dirty bum!"

[Ellipsis]

Tena-side football ...

[marval]

lol