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Canary42 | 22:39 Mon 06th Apr 2020 | Jokes
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The police have just left. They said if I insist on walking round the house naked, I must do it inside.
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Avatar Image retrocop
Well they couldn't of taken down your particulars.
22:44 Mon 06th Apr 2020
Avatar Image Patsy33
Had you been stripped of your rights?
22:51 Mon 06th Apr 2020
Avatar Image marval
What bare faced cheek the police have.
13:53 Tue 07th Apr 2020
Avatar Image poorclare
lol
13:55 Tue 07th Apr 2020
Avatar Image sunny-dave
Another Police balls-up ...
13:55 Tue 07th Apr 2020
Avatar Image shoota
Did they leave a helmet behind?
13:57 Tue 07th Apr 2020
Avatar Image maggiebee
OK, who reported me?
17:32 Tue 07th Apr 2020
Avatar Image Ken4155
Shoota; " Did they leave a helmet behind?" Think you're getting PC Plod mixed up with Fireman Sam :-)
17:46 Tue 07th Apr 2020
Avatar Image NickorWan
You should have said that you barely go outside.
17:54 Tue 07th Apr 2020
Avatar Image Spicerack
You need to get some good briefs.
17:59 Tue 07th Apr 2020

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