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[Chipchopper]

A man go's to see his doctor and says "Dr I think I'm turning into a cowboy"
Dr: "How long have you been feeling like this""
Man "about a yeeha"

[emmie]

groan....

[DTCwordfan]

Your Answer...Man goes to his doc, "Doc, I have a snooker ball up my jacksie."

"Well you had better get to the end of the cue then."

[aelmpvw]

A midget cowboy goes to see his doctor.
"Doc, I've got this pain in my testicles. I think it may be a hernia. Could you check it out?
The doctor examines the midget cowboy, ponders for a moment, then grabs a pair of scissors.
The doctor tells his patient "we're all done, you can get dressed now."
"This is amazing doc, I feel great! What did you do?"
"I trimmed two inches off the top of your boots."

[Chipchopper]

Not anyone can cut through rawhide with a pair of scissors but I know a lasso will