Working From Home

[Chipchopper]

An entrepreneurial man decided to follow his dreams and build sailing boats in his garage. Business was slow to take off at first but now he said the sails are going through the roof!

[Hopkirk]

He opened some champagne to celebrate, and now he's three sheets to the wind.

[Patsy33]

What ever floats your boat...

[Bazile]

Having been in a tight spot in the past with regard to his business , he says he is no longer between the devil and the deep blue sea

( How many of you get that one ?)

[Baldric]

To be fair Bax there's nothing to get, is there?

[Baldric]

Or baz even, but who cares?

[Prudie]

Is there a boom then in homemade yachts

[Ken4155]

A man was mistakenly arrested by police, yesterday, after the house he was breaking into turned out to be his home address. The burglar explained he was working from home.

[Chipchopper]

Good one Ken, we're back on an even keel

[marval]

Do people give him waves when they walk past?

[zebo]

Luffing the sailing puns.

[waterboatman]

Boom boom