A Work Around

[Bazile]

Apparently we can't visit our relatives homes , but estate agents can buy and sell houses

So I have put my house on the market and my relatives are coming for a viewing .

The first two are booked in at 12 O'clock tomorrow

[jno]

you'd best be cleaning and painting it, then?

[Bazile]

My house keeper is coming round at 9 o'clock
I'll have to remember to tidy up before she arrives

[douglas9401]

Are they looking for a forever home or a bolt-hole?

Be sure to point out kerb appeal, the views and of course, any wow factors. :-)

I know, I know but she who must be obeyed is a Phil n Kirstie fan.

[Spicerack]

Put some bread in the oven.

[Bazile]

I'm out of bread
Is bun ok ?

[Spicerack]

If you don't like them, tell them Newbie has moved in next door.

[Patsy33]

I'm sold on this idea, Baz..

[sunny-dave]

Have you not got a chimney you could stuff a grandchild up?

[gness]

:-)...love it, Baz....x

[bookbinder]

Be careful, Bazile. Your relatives might just buy your house there and then.