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[Chipchopper]

A Guy walks into a car parts shop and asks the man behind the counter "I'd a set of wiper blades for my lada".

The salesman ponders for a minute, scratches his head and says "okay, I think we can do a deal here"

[mallyh]

eh ?

[mallyh]

oh the penny just dropped x

[jno]

lol.

German walks into a garage and says "I need a new engine for my Lada." He comes back later and they've fitted one, but when he tries it out, the car keeps stopping every 10 feet, waiting, then starting again.

He goes back to complain and the garage says "Oops, sorry, we just fitted a Mercedes windscreen wiper motor to run your Lada, but we accidentally left it on intermittent wipe."

[Spicerack]

That Lada is quicker than you, mallyah.

[retrocop]

I owned three back in the 80s. Excellent cars. Built like Russian tanks by the same company BA3

[retrocop]

A certain lady who lived in Kensington Palace came rushing over to thank us after a long day working with her and was just dying to tell us her joke. 'What is the similarity between a Lada and a tampon? They both come with a tow rope"

[bookbinder]

How do you double the value of a Lada?

Fill the tank with petrol.

[Patsy33]

Swish!..

[DTCwordfan]

why do Ladas have heated rear-windows?
So you can keep your hands warm while you push them.

An open-top Lada - yep, it's a skip....

[DTCwordfan]

What's the difference between an AB Jehovah's Witness and a Lada?

You can shut the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

[DTCwordfan]

To be fair, they were a terrific car - after all, Arnold Schwarzenegger had one camouflaged as a Hummer.

[tonyav]

How do you recognise a Lada Sport?

When the driver is wearing running shoes.