A Tall Order

[Chipchopper]

A man walks into a pub while his buddies sit outside to secure the picnic table.
He orders 5 pints of lager, 2 bags of crisps, 2 scotch eggs and a pork pie.
The barman placed the order on the bar and asked : "Would you like a tray Sir ?".
"No thanks" replies the man, "I've got enough to carry with all this lot"

[pixie374]

That actually reminds me of a lady with dementia that I gave a frame to... and she said "i have enough trouble walking, without carrying that as well..."

[Zacs-Master]

One of my favourite jokes. I’ve actually used it a couple of times in real life when ordering a round. Got some funny looks.

[Spicerack]

Pinching that.

[marval]

lol