It's The Way I Tell Em

[Rondy]

The annual Cambridge v Oxford Boat Race will be only available via a stream from 2021
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My wife said, "Did you know butterflies only live for one day?"

I said, "That's a myth."

She said, "No, it's definitely a butterfly!"
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I'm really angry! This morning a huge German Shepherd did a huge poo on my front lawn...

To make matters worse, he had his dog with him at the time.
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Went to an Eskimo restaurant and looked at the menu.

It consisted of whale meat, whale meat or whale meat.

I asked the waiter if there was anything else and he said 'we do have Vera Lynn?'

I said 'what's that?'

He said 'whale meat again!'

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