Christmas Present

[Hopkirk]

What does my wife want for Christmas?

[bookbinder]

Whatever it was that she didn't get for last Christmas.

[Buenchico]

A divorce?

[agchristie]

The same as wot Mariah sung abt - YOU?

;-)

[roopower]

I hear that due to covid and his advanced age, FC is sending his rather tasty grandson on the parcel run this year. Maybe your wife would like to sit up with the sherry and mince pies this year.

[anneasquith]

A new hoover, always a winner .

[agchristie]

^ or some other sucker ;-)

[agchristie]

The girl who lives with me asked me the same question.I sed a card will do...

A 'sympathy one' (we get on really!) ;-)

[mushroom25]

for her with everything - an i-phone, i-pad, i-pod......

an i-ron, maybe?

[Hopkirk]

So I should buy an iron and a vacuum cleaner?

That's two presents. A bit OTT. I don't want to spoil her.

[Buenchico]

Just choose one of those, Hopkirk, but throw in a few little extras as well. I'm sure that a dishmop would be a most welcome stocking filler for her ;-)

[Vagus]

And a potato peeler

[tiggerblue10]

Some marigolds or a dishwasher?

[iluvmargie]

I don't mind getting household presents for Christmas, I once asked for a Vax carpet shampooer and was delighted with it!

[maggiebee]

Friend once received a Black and Decker work bench. I was a bit shocked but she was really in to DIY and that's what she wanted.

[The Builder]

https://pinkpowerdrill.com/

[bednobs]

a dressing gown

[lady-janine]

Something she would not get for herself. A set of allan keys? A log splitter? A balloon ride?

[lady-janine]

Builder - I would love the tool bag.

[The Builder]

You're my kind of gal Lady-Janine ;o)

[jno]

https://celebratejustright.co.uk/male-stripper/