The Olympic torch has more chance of going out this winter than me.
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If the Rovers, Queen Vic and the Woolpack are open for business tonight I'm kicking off!
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Greta Thunberg has Coronavirus.
Well one thing is for sure she didn't catch it in school.
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Worried you might be bored staying in during lock down?
Why not try and put together an IKEA triple wardrobe without using the instructions.
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