A Sneeze

[Rondy]

A girl sneezed in the pub & her glass eye flew out & landed in my hand. I took it back to her & we got chatting.

After a few beers I took her home & did the bizz. When we'd finished I asked her, "Do you do it with everyone on a first date?"

She said, "No. Only those who catch my eye!"

[Patsy33]

Lol!..

[Hopkirk]

When I told her you are quite a catch, she said you're a keeper.