Thieves

[Rondy]

A thief has removed all the motorway signs in Yorkshire.
Police are currently looking for Leeds!
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My wife has just left me due to my love of horse racing...
She's at the gate... and she's off!
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Anyone want to buy 100 Scotch Eggs and 150 bite size sausage rolls?
I misread the headlines and thought everyone was picnic buying. Bloody dyslexia!
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My girlfriend said to me, "I know you've been cheating on me with that girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio gogogoch."
I said, "Blimey..How can you say such a thing?"
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[Patsy33]

Lol! They did make me laugh... :-))