Pleaseeeeeee People

[-SharonA-]

I don’t mean to be a grinch however.... to those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your windows, would you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together? Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack. I have to brake hard, toss my beer out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat. All while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas. Thank you for your cooperation and understanding.

[Patsy33]

Ok...
Lol

[JimF]

Easiest not to put them up in the first place. Then you won't look like such a hickdead to your neighbours.

[jno]

shove the guy off your lap, too.

[sanmac]

And keep in mind the adage "Don't drink and drive: Do all your drinking first, and THEN do the driving."

[Chipchopper]

Many a true word said in jest ;-)