My Nephew

[Rondy]

My little Spanish nephew can’t even say please yet...that’s poor for four!
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Did you hear about the Spanish-speaking magician? He said “for my next trick, I will disappear on the count of three. Uno, dos -” but then he vanished without a tres.
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I answered the door this morning.....
A 6ft Beetle punched me in the face and called me a fat ***.
Apparently there is a nasty bug going round.
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[mallyh]

oh dear that's 5minutes of my life i won't get back lol

[Old_Geezer]

I thought them quite amusing. Especially the Spanish ones.

[Jackdaw33]

Had to think a bit about the first one.

[Patsy33]

Tres buen ha ha ha's.. !
:-))