Bought A Lettuce.

[Patsy33]

Bought a head of lettuce from a small Grocery shop., called Mamas & Papas.
Could eat it though, all the leaves are brown..

[Baldric]

You could eat it?

[piggynose]

simples take it back.
btw this is the joke section.

[Mamyalynne]

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry Patsy, it's a reflex ;-)

[Chipchopper]

Every bodies getting fat except Mama Cass

[Patsy33]

^^^^
I understand Mamya.. :-))

[Togo]

Couldn't eat it?
Is it Cos you feel Melon Cauli?

[tonyav]

Your a proper little gem with your jokes, Patsy ;-)

[Stephen_G]

Why'd you buy the Lettuce? Just Cos!

[10ClarionSt]

Even though the sky was grey?

[Hopkirk]

Leaf it out you lot.