Giving Up Smoking

[Rondy]

A man tells his friend, "I went to my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking."
"What did he say?"
"He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate."
"Did that do any good?"
"No I can't get the damn chocolate to light."

[vulcan42]

I'm trying to give up by just having one cigarette after a meal. I'm down to twenty meals a day.

[windywillow]

Lol. :0)

Reminds me of the question....

"Do you smoke after sex?"

"Dunno, I've never looked".

[zebo]

windywillow, that's exactly what I expected to see when I read the title, such a disappointment!

[Patsy33]

Oh, I bet your heart melted.. ( and your chocolate)

[windywillow]

zebo..... :0)

[joeski53]

Three men were on a boat. All together, they had four cigarettes; However, no one brought any matches.
They threw one cigarette overboard, which caused the whole boat to become a cigarette lighter.