I Had To Ask

[Chipchopper]

I saw the farmer herding his cows from one field to another, I had to ask him : "why are all your cows wearing bells around their necks ?"

He quickly replied "because their horns don't work"

[jno]

that's because they've switched them to moote

[Ellipsis]

Pull the udder one ...

[sunny-dave]

Never mind the bullocks ...

[piggynose]

Stop milking this joke

[Patsy33]

Lol..