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Rondy | 14:31 Fri 19th Feb 2021 | Jokes
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Mrs. Goldberg was shopping at a produce stand in her neighbourhood. She approached the seller and asked, "How much are these oranges?"

"Two for a pound," answered the vendor.

"How much is just one?" she asked.

"Sixty pence," answered the seller.

"Then I'll take the 40p one." said Mrs. Goldberg.
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Excellent lol
14:32 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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:-))
20:20 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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LOL.
20:21 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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Don't mess with the descendant of Golden Major is the lesson here
20:23 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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No she can't !!!

They come as a pear
20:23 Fri 19th Feb 2021
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my MIL would have said, 'I'll take a dozen at 40p then'.....
20:23 Fri 19th Feb 2021

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