His Rudeness Was Off The Scale

[Chipchopper]

When I arranged for my fish supper to be delivered to my home, I was absolutely disgusted, it looked like it had fallen out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

I was so enraged I decided to phone the chip shop and complain about it. The guy tried to make light of it and said, "well it was you who asked for battered haddock, was it not ?"

[Spicerack]

Wouldn't mind but it cost sick squid.

[Spicerack]

Lol, thought there'd be loads of fun answers by now.

So, dugong a ling the old brill? (as pp would say)

[emmie]

not my plaice to moan... but cod that..

[Mamyalynne]

That's a gudgeon.

[Chipchopper]

That'l teach me, to laugh at his grey mullet.

[Spicerack]

That's abalone excuse, chopper.

[Patsy33]

Don't let him Skate over the facts like that!

[aelmpvw]

at least you put him in his plaice

[Chipchopper]

I think he's battering Salmond and Sturgeon, by public demand.