In Court

[Rondy]

An uncertain and nervous witness was being cross-examined. The lawyer thundered, "Have you ever been married?"
"Yes, sir," said the witness in a low voice. "Once."
"Whom did you marry?"
"Well, a woman."
The lawyer bellowed angrily, "Of course you married a woman. Did you ever hear of anyone marrying a man?"
To which the witness replied meekly, "Well my sister did."

[JimF]

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[Hopkirk]

I thought this had to be an old joke, considering modern times. I didn't realise it was that old, Jim.

[DTCwordfan]

Ask the Royal Family - they have plenty of experience in these matters, and especially extra-curricular ones.