I Pad

[Rondy]

I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.
'This is the 21st century,' she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.'.
So I did and I can tell you this... That fly never knew what hit him!

[Jackdaw33]

Good job you didn't want the paper to go to the toilet!

[tamborine]

Its good to eat fish n chips off ;)

[Patsy33]

It'll be all over the internet!