Another Local One!

[DTCwordfan]

A Farmer in Cornwall see's a bloke drinking from his stream.

He shouts, "Wozzon! Ee den wanna be drinkin' dat, t'is fulla horse *** an cow ***".

The bloke says "I'm down from London and just purchased a property in the village can you speak bit slower please".


The Farmer replies "If - you -use - two - hands - you - won't - spill - any"!!!!!

[burlyshirley]

Ha ha !

[lady-janine]

Aaarr.