In The Gym

[Rondy]

I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flexible are you?' I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays but ok on other days."

[Hopkirk]

I asked my personal trainer which machine I should use if I want to impress the ladies.

He said the cash machine.

[Everhelpful]

The only Machine in the Gym for me is the Vending Machine.

[Hopkirk]

My wife won't come to the gym with me.

She says some relationships don't work out.

[piggynose]

Hoppy BA!! :)

[brian j john]

good bit of Tim Vine one liners there

[brian j john]

here's another one of his
“I met this bloke with a didgeridoo and he was playing Dancing Queen on it. I thought, ‘that’s Abba-riginal.'”

[elliemay1]

Why isn’t the personal trainer paying rent?
He’s squatting.

[aomarzu]

Hahaha, you made me laugh. But if we speak seriously, do any of you go to the gym or do yoga? I go to the gym twice a week to keep fit. I plan to start doing yoga or stretching to be more flexible and get rid of my joint pain. My whole life has been about sports. When I was in high school, I played basketball. Now I just need to go to the gym periodically. I do more intensive workouts when I need to lose weight or tone up my muscles. Every time after a workout, my clothes are all wet. I looked up some reviews on https://www.improvingeachday.com/reviews/the-best-bag-for-wet-gym-clothes/ about special gym bags that don't let moisture in, and I plan to order one of them.