Ice Creams

[Rondy]

I often visit an ice cream parlour in town. This morning there was a new girl serving. I asked her, "What flavours do you have today?"
She said in a very hoarse voice."Vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."
I said, "Do you have laryngitis?"
She replied. "No, just vanilla, chocolate and strawberry."

[Sqad]

LOL.......

[Jackdaw33]

Reminds me of the two chaps who wnt on a driving holiday in Wales. One day they pull up in Machynlleth. They pop into a café for a snack and while the girl is getting their order one of the blokes asks, "Excuse me, but can you tell me exactly how you pronounce this place we're in?"
The girl replies,

"BUR-GER-KING"

[brian j john]

Jackdaw ,,,,,,,,
lucky they didn't go to Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch

[DTCwordfan]

Neigh, not possible.

[William51]

Eight out of ten.