Uh -Oh

[Bobbisox1]

After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.
'Is this your husband?' he nervously asks.
'No, silly,' she replies, snuggling up to him.
'Your boyfriend, then?' he continues.
'No, not at all,' she says, nibbling away at his ear.
'Is it your dad or your brother?' he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
'No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!' she answers.
'Well, who in the hell is he, then?' he demands.
She whispers in his ear
'That's me before the surgery.' ...

[Ken4155]

Instant droop without the brewer's aid :-(

[Ken4155]

I heard one where the guy can't perform. Sheepishly he turns to his date and says, "So sorry, i don't know what's wrong with me. I can't get an erection." That's oaky," she replies throwing the sheets back, "I've got one."

[Sqad]

LOL....lol..

[Bobbisox1]

Haha Ken ( but bleughhh)

[JimF]

She had bad breath, he had stinky feet. On their wedding night, she informs him that she has a terrible secret. He wonders if she's eaten his socks...

[Bobbisox1]

Pmsl@Jim