Where ?

[Canary42]

Wife: "And just where do you think you're going?"

Husband: "I'm off to the opticians to pick up my new glasses"

Wife: "And after that"

Husband: "I'll see"

[jno]

he might buy the optician's daughter a drink - two glasses and she makes a spectacle of herself.

[zebo]

Barnard Castle maybe?

[Patsy33]

Lol...

[lady-janine]

Think I'll soft pedal my answer.

[zebo]

Thanks for the BA! A very dear friend of mine who lives in the Durham area had to go to Barnard Castle to have his hearing aid fixed and apparently they're sick to death of being the butt of Dominic Cummings jokes!

[JimF]

Cause untold mirth by walking into an opticians and asking for two pound of onions.