In Labour

[Rondy]

"Push harder!" I shouted at my wife while she was in labour.

"I hate you, I hate you more than I've ever hated anyone!" she screamed back at me.

Bit harsh I thought… it wasn't my fault the car broke down on the way to the hospital.

[-SharonA-]

Rondy......sigh.........Where are you getting these jokes from?

[Canary42]

Have more faith Sharon - they're his originals, LOL.

[stocksman]

Yes, they're episodes from his life.

[JimF]

Mother: Will your husband be present at the birth?
Daughter: I don't see why - he wasn't present at the conception.

[sanmac]

Woman in labor: "Can't, won't, shouldn't, didn't, shouldn't, isn't..."
Husband: "Doctor, doctor, what is happening?"
Doctor: "Relax, son. they are just contractions."