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Chipchopper | 08:28 Fri 29th Oct 2021 | Jokes
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I couldn't get my Halloween candles to light, so I took them straight back to B&Q, where I got them from.
The guy from customer services said "have you tried Wicks"
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I bet you were incensed!..
11:45 Fri 29th Oct 2021
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Spot on, Patsy I was fuming.
15:02 Fri 29th Oct 2021
Avatar Image Canary42
. . . or even fork handles.
15:03 Fri 29th Oct 2021
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Yeah, I'm sure that short guy in the brown warehouse coat and square glasses was winding me up
15:10 Fri 29th Oct 2021
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He was waxing lyrical for sure.
15:16 Fri 29th Oct 2021

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