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Disgraced Family?
A blonde girl was going on her first date and her grandmother gave her some advice:
"The boy may try to kiss you -- it will feel good, but don't do it. He may try to go up your skirt -- but don't let him. He may try to try to take your clothes off -- but don't do it. He may try to get on top of you -- but don't do it. If you do any of these things, you'll disgrace your family."
The girl said she understood and went on her date.
The girl came home at about 11pm and her grandmother was waiting for her and said, "Well, did you disgrace the family?"
"No", said the girl, "Instead of letting him do those things to me, I did all them things to him and now it's his family that's disgraced!"
"The boy may try to kiss you -- it will feel good, but don't do it. He may try to go up your skirt -- but don't let him. He may try to try to take your clothes off -- but don't do it. He may try to get on top of you -- but don't do it. If you do any of these things, you'll disgrace your family."
The girl said she understood and went on her date.
The girl came home at about 11pm and her grandmother was waiting for her and said, "Well, did you disgrace the family?"
"No", said the girl, "Instead of letting him do those things to me, I did all them things to him and now it's his family that's disgraced!"
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