Police Dog

[Rondy]

What do you call a Spaniard who loses his car?
Carlos

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A police dog responds to an ad for work with the CID. "Well," says the personnel director, "You'll have to meet some strict requirements. First, you must type at least 60 words per minute."

Sitting down at the typewriter, the dog types out 80 words per minute.

"Also," says the director, "You must pass a physical and complete the obstacle course."

This perfect canine specimen finishes the course in record time.

"There's one last requirement," the director continues; "you must be bilingual."

With confidence, the dog looks up at him and says, "Meow."
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[Spicerack]

A regular DCI Adam Dogleash.

Seriously. I heard he has several leads and is hoping for his first collar any day now.

[Ken4155]

He's also an advocate of wuff justice.

[Spicerack]

I've already heard protestors screaming 'PUGS' at the police.

[stocksman]

His response should have been ''me?, how?''