American Tourists

[Rondy]

A young American tourist goes on a guided tour of a creepy old Scottish castle. At the end of the tour the guide asks her how she enjoyed it. She admits to being a bit worried about seeing a ghost in some of the dark cobwebby rooms and passages.

"Don't worry" says the guide, "I've never seen a ghost all the time I've been here."

"How long is that?" asks the girl.

"Oh about three hundred years."

[Sqad]

LOL......

[Georgiesmum]

Good one!