Dead Camel

[Rondy]

There are three premiership teams stranded in a desert - Manchester United, Liverpool and Arsenal.

They have been there for one week when they finally come across a dead camel.

The Man United players say 'As we're Manchester United, we'll have the chest.'

The Liverpool players say 'As we're LIVERpool, we'll have the liver.'

'We're not hungry,' say the Arsenal players.

[davebro]

don't give up the day job

[1ozzy]

How big is a "parsons nose" on a camel?

I know their toes are delectable.

[poorclare]

It's all in how you tell them. as the late Frank Carson (R.I.P.) would have said.
(or should that be type)

[Ken4155]

:-))

[poorclare]

Ken, what does :-)) mean, ?

[Bazile]

^^^
He's got a double chin ?