Foreplay?

[McMouse]

A married couple is lying in bed.
The wife leans over and says, "I want you to say dirty things before we start". So the man starts to caress her neck and whispers to here. "Living room, Bathroom, Kitchen".

[sanmac]

The wife insists on foreplay, so the husband gets on the phone and invites another couple over.

[mushroom25]

a friend once told me that "foreplay" was what she did to herself while he was walking back from the pub.....