Homeless Man

[Patsy33]

I saw a homeless man & I asked him if I gave him £20 would you buy booze?
He said no he hadn't had a beer in years. Then I said if I give you £20 will you buy fishing gear? He again said no, he stopped fishing 5 years ago.
So then I said I'll do you better than 20. I'll take you home get you all cleaned up. My wife will cook a fantastic meal for you. Then I'll bring you back & still give you £20.
He asked me won't she get mad? I said it didn't matter.
I just wanted her to see what happens to a man when he stops drinking & fishing!