What The...

[Chipchopper]

A man walks down the street and sees a pirate walking towards him with a chocolate bar strapped to his head.
So, the man says, "what's with the candy bar?"
and the pirate says: "can't stop, I've got a bounty on my head"

[Canary42]

How much is the Bounty - it's a buck an ear !

[bobbinwales]

Suprised the pirate didn't ask him "ooh arrr you?"

[Patsy33]

He must have looked weird.
From Mars maybe?

[davebro]

I was once in a custard pie fight - became a Pie-on-ear!