Dodge City

[Bazile]

A dog with one of his feet in plaster , swaggers - John Wayne style - into a saloon in the old Wild West .

He goes up to the bar and says- '' barman ,whisky , neat please ''
He downs it in one , slam the glass on the bar and starts slowly looking at all the other people in the saloon .

'' Are you looking for someone in particular? '' asks the Barman .

''Yes'' replied the dog .
'' i'm looking for the Gringo who shot ma paw ''

[Bazile]

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[Bazile]

Did you geddit ?

[Tilly2]

Yes.

[Bazile]

Ok- just wanted to know .
I made it up myself

[RingRaid]

where do I start laughing? I don't understand...

[Arksided]

Funny and silly... as if... a dog drinking whisky.

[Chipchopper]

The swing doors creaked and groaned

[teacher1]

I remember this "joke" from 70 years ago ..... when I was 5 .... I thought it was "paw" even then !

[Ken4155]

You didn't make that joke up, Baz. We were telling that one when i was at school.
Along with;

Redneck son; Ma, get the iodine out.
Redneck mum; What fer son?
Redneck son; Pa's bit the dawg agin.

[Chipchopper]

Was it a gun dog ?

[Khandro]

Groan ! Is it the same bar Baz, into which a penguin entered & asked the barman, "Has my brother been in?" to which the barman replied, "Dunno, what's he look like?"