Usa Flight

[Rondy]

Although it was a particularly turbulent flight from John F. Kennedy airoport to Heathrow the aircraft took advantage of the winds travelling in the same direction and after the plane landed the pilot stood at the very front of the plane and said how pleased he was that despite the conditions the journey had taken only 6 hours.
A little guy who couldn't see much as he was at the very back of it asked, "Is that a record?" "No, it's me, I'm standing at the front of the plane."