Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.
I had to put my foot down.

[Hopkirk]

Have you seen my coat, Murraymints?

[Chipchopper]

Cut down on the seafood too

[1ozzy]

Would a paralytic Flamingo be a Flaminstay?

Asking for a friend

[murraymints]

Hoppy !! here borrow mine !! lol xx

[1ozzy]

Don't you dare encourage Hoppy to stop.
Shame on you girl;-/

[murraymints]

lol I suppose the christmas cracker trade needs this amazing talent right enough Oz !

[1ozzy]

Hopefully the Christmas cracker trade will peruse AB.

Might get some good 'uns for a change.